finger queef

Two sweaty moist palms become in contact and make a sensation relating most to a queef

Me and John were holding hands when suddenly we finger queefed

by Jmurphy928 January 09, 2018

Jimmy Fingers

An elderly northern punk rocker who steals other people’s music

Jimmy Fingers has been at it again…
What!

Stealing yet another bands music?
Yep he couldn’t write a tune if it fucked him.
What a cunt!

by PhewNomenal March 28, 2024

Cucumber Fingers

The act of fingering your butthole as a cucumber penetrates your vaginal region. Thus making you erupt.

“I had a bad case of the cucumber fingers last nigh, but I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I used it for your salad.”

by PussyPunisher12 April 16, 2023

Festering The Fingers

The act while walking of fixing your pants and swinging you arm out infront of you.

Kid 1: Look at that guy he must be a pimp.
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Look at him Festering The Fingers

by Wryte Chandler July 14, 2008

Chicken sausage fingers

A dude with fat, flat fingers ✌️

I got some chicken sausage fingers m8

by Otten September 27, 2019

fingers

little meat cylinders human persons use for do many thing, they are never all the exact same length and the middle one is mostly for insulting people

I lost my fingers in a meat grinder incident

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

finger

A pseudonym of Michael ‘Mike’ Ehrmantraut from the shows “Breaking Bad” and “Better Call Saul”.

Mike: “Waltuh… put your dick away Waltuh… I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh…
Walter Hartwell ‘Heisenburg’ White: “Please finger, do me a favor”

by hankschrader1966 August 02, 2022