Cats

God's little fur babies who get too much hate and not enough love sadly but hey, they rule the internet

Person 1: Cat's are stupid
Person 2: Yah, they're the stupid ones. Maybe the stupid one is the one who likes dogs better than cats. The one who doesn't realize that cats are and will always be God's greatest creation. You know what, I hope you burn in hell
Person 1: Ummm....I....i'm sorry. I didn't realize you would take this so seriously
Person 2: Burn in hell!!!

by BananuCats November 17, 2022

Barn Cat

A Woman with three or more children with three or more different fathers.

Felicia is such a barn cat she has three children and they all have different fathers

by DictionaryQueen1234 September 30, 2019

cat

a cute furry little animal that can be in all different shapes or sizes.

hey, do you have a cat?

yeah!

can i stroke it?

sure
!!!!!!!

by beaniebooandcatsarelife March 27, 2022

cat and gun

when a cat robs a bank with a gun.

thats a cat and gun dude, watch out.

by cat with bank May 17, 2021

Cat

Someone who you would not want to have sex with

ew, rob is so gross he’s a cat

by Stinkpoopfart April 3, 2022

pussy cat on a boardwalk

A passionate filler word. Can be used for everything. Lists of times interchangeable with the word fuck.

Pussy cat on a boardwalk I want to get drunk tonight.

Damn she’s hot pussy, cat on a boardwalk.

I mean pussy cat on a boardwalk that cheeseburger looks amazing.

by pcoabwcreator May 5, 2023

move the cat

An otherwise-pointless and often repetitive action that stands in the way of what you are actually trying to accomplish. So named for a cat’s habit of sitting on your keyboard when you are trying to type, and continually returning when taken off of it.

I want to cook a nice meal for myself, but my roommate left her papers all over the kitchen counter again. I’m getting tired of constantly having to move the cat.

by Sideroxylonreclinatum July 19, 2023