what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 13, 2017

what's your face spittin?

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying

Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity

by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022

i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers

i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

by willmadigfit May 22, 2024

what he said but in red

a way of agreeing with a someone; to support one’s claim (Color of Ink may Vary)

Maddy: Hey Mike, i just wanted to know if you could sign this to help save the turtles.

Mike: No Fuck Them Turtles.

Kevin: Yeah what he said but in red.

by PizzaRollKev December 06, 2021

Seven plus seven plus seven is what gets processed the most...fraud.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seven plus seven plus seven is what gets processed the most...fraud.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

what a penis

A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education

Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!

by That one dude from ps4 May 28, 2017

the who what to

When you're bitch ass sister thinks she is tough and has no decent fight talk, so her best threat becomes "the who what to"

I'm going to give that girl "the who what to"

by bayleeawesomehoff October 13, 2017