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A single mom

A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS, WHO LOVES HER KIDS.. ~just a little much~
by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 5, 2021
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Ur mom

Ur mom is mine. She’s a bitch and she does great in bed
by Ur moms really piping off November 12, 2020
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Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)
by Fogreynix November 16, 2021
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Ur mom

Ur mom so fat I missed 4 seasons of Simpsons
by D_ck-lover65 January 20, 2022
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insufferable new mom

When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)

They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...

Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.

They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.

If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)

B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.

A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
by spmtn March 12, 2022
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Mom

Someone who is as nosy as aunty Karen
Mom don’t touch that sock....
by Chonky_Shibe August 5, 2020
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Mom

that bitch i didn't want to be here she got me here without consent. I can't believe her. Oh yeah shes that demon that gave you life
Her: Hey Mom

Me: Son of a bitch!
Mom: Actually it's daughter of a bitch
by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018
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