Black to white scale

The blacker - the cooler
The whiter - the less cool

Based on the Theorem that black is the coolest

'Matt you look so black in 'dat jumpsuit , dawg ! '

' Word ! '

Vauxall corsa , the whitest cars around ( according to the black to white scale )

by Matt and Josh October 12, 2008

Black Stallion Donkey Punch

This is a variation of the Danny Glover and the Donkey Punch. The man must get his member good and dirty with feces while anally plugging his partner. He must pull out and whip her ass with his shit covered cock. This makes her ass black like a black horse and you have now whipped her like a race horse jockey would. After her buttocks are good and black the man re-inserts his member into anus. When he is close to climax he pulls the ole Donkey Punch by punching her in the back of the head.

Ben knew he was never going to see that fat assed volleyball player again after last night so he wanted to have some shits and giggles so he Black Stallion Donkey Punch her yankee bitch ass.

by hiemlich schlonge February 20, 2010

Three blondes in black skirts

Three blondes in black skirts are what men in Ireland say to the barmaid when ordering three pints of Guinness

I attended a Pub Quiz last night. Before the quiz started I went up to the bar. I was with two friends. We are all Guinness drinkers so I asked the barmaid for three blondes in black skirts.

by St Ias December 28, 2005

Black from the waist up

Small dick, not well endowed

How big is your dick Kyle? Let's just say I'm black from the waist up

by Say_Nothing214 April 21, 2021

black berry sleaze cake

The action of punching your girlfriend in the eye then cuming on the black eye.

That bitch bit my dick so have her a black berry sleaze cake.

by Captain_LC February 28, 2017

Red belly black snake

When a black guy has sex with a chick on her period

Did you hear about Tycen and Dias. She gave him a red belly black snake

by Marksman1467 November 10, 2019

black butler musical 2

FEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLIIIINNNNGGGGGSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also known as the kuroshitsuji musical 2 the most beautiful death in the world a fallen shinigami an a thousand souls to collect.
It follows Ciel, Sebastian and two reapers that are so obscure there are only 339 fanfictions on archive of our own about them.

I cannot even watch this without crying...

Person 1: Oh my gawd did you see the Black Butler Musical 2?

Person 2: No, I'm not a weeaboo!!
Person 1: Trust me on this watch it.
Person 2: Fiiiiiine.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A while Later~~~~~~~~~~~~
Person 2: MYYYYY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by StarzieCat April 5, 2017