National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

national wack dick day

a day where girls expose a boy they fucked that had wack dick.

national wack dick day is on august 15th

hey its national wack dick day !

by Michale Angelo August 1, 2019

National wack dick day

a day that is celebrated by women who had sex with a man that had wack dick

im going to celebrate national wack dick day and post my ex

by Michale Angelo August 1, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick day Is all about sucking your boyfriend/husband dick don’t matter how old you or your significant other is you get down there and suck that dick

Omg 😮 today is National suck dick day time to get home

by B, si en Chess August 1, 2019

National Zhineyea Partee day

A day to celebrate one specific black ugly gorilla

Dang girl did you know it’s national zhineyea Partee day.

by Dhdbdb August 5, 2019

National bigheadass day

8/31 the day we celebrate the bigass heads!

Theese “national bigheadass day “kids need some milk!

by Millymile August 7, 2019

National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !

“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019