Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

Cum

The creamy stuff from your cock

When you’ve had a wank u cum.

by TheCrispyCream October 26, 2022

cum sizzle

Sizzling your cum

Bro 1: hay bro what would you like to eat

Bro 2: cum sizzle

Bro 1: sizzles some cum

by average sizzled cum enjoyer July 3, 2022

Cum

Cum is cum

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD

Cum

by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022

cum

white stuff coming out of the boy peepee.

OMG YEEEA I JUST RELEASED MY TRUE POWER BY CUMING

by PoopyNameClassyOrderSus June 28, 2022

cum

when ur dad busts a fat nut in ur marj to create u

im bouta cum

by dsavoooooooo November 26, 2023

Cumming from the dick

Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."

Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"

by Iced Cummies January 9, 2021