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Bi-Winning

Winning in several respects or ways in life all at once. Generally being awesome and living an awesome life where you are addicted to winning. Coined by Charlie Sheen in a 2011 abc news interview where the reporter presented claims that he may be bi-polar, he corrected her by explaining that he's bi-winning.
Anchor: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?

Anchor: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?
by Dojo999 March 18, 2011
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bi-winning

The highest level of winning. Attainable only by those whose brain is not from this terrestrial realm.
Charlie Sheen is bi-winning. He wins here and he wins there.

Not even Chuck Norris is bi-winning.
by sheenite March 18, 2011
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bi-winning

A psychological disease made famous by Charlie Sheen that infects one out of every two and a half men.
I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning
by GaruBusey101 March 22, 2011
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can't win for losing

A phrase meaning that things would be going great for you if they weren't going so badly.
"Well, my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, I got fired from my job, I went to grab some fast food to make myself feel better and on the drive back I got a flat tire, and when I finally get home I realize they screwed up my order."
"Damn, you can't win for losing."
by Kraas March 5, 2008
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pay-2-win

Games where someone who pays with real money has such a huge advantage, that its literally impossible for a free2player to keep up.
Guy A: look, i got this ring with +25% attack power.
Guy B: cool, where did you get it?
Guy A: you have to buy it from the item shop.
Guy B: you wanna sell it?
Guy A: i can't, it's not tradeable.
Guy B: are you serious? such a pay-2-win game...
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Bi-winning Curious

To be curious in regards to what the fuck Charlie Sheen is talking about
Wife: "Can't we watch something else? This guy is a moron"

Husband: "I know I should look away from this Charlie Sheen interview, but I am bi-winning curious."
by Travis T of Justice April 6, 2011
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dunn hall win

a fail so hard, and so much, that it just might be a win
That joke was so dunn hall win.
by Fat Elvis Rebel September 16, 2009
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