Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

Cringe wanker

Entitled or narcissistic individuals who film bizarre and deperate acts in the hope for validation from strangers on social media. This normally comes at the expense of invading the privacy and personal space of innocent people.

Yet another cringe wanker becoming infuriated because i was in his camera shot at the gym.

by Joe Smiff October 11, 2023

shitty wankers

A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.

"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".

by Tkvd09 July 9, 2017

Mega wanker

A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.

"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 20, 2022

habitual wanker

A man or women addicted to master-baiting
Making it a habit

Terry Crews: I watch porn a lot
Jimmy Kimmel: Do you master-bait?
Terry Crews: Man, really?
Jimmy Kimmel: yes, yes really
Terry Crews: Im a Habitual Wanker

Jimmy Kimmel: 0-0
Terry Crews: 0-0

by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

Double wanker

I masterbait or I jerk off other people

2 @ a time brotha brotha

Chew kok long Imma double wank ya.

Trt barrels eh

#dicktionary

Your a #double wanker

by Tokyo Sex Whale & Chew KokLong November 9, 2019

terminal wanker

A geek who masturbates to death in front of their computer terminal.

Chad never leaves his room anymore, he's a terminal wanker.

by peter non sequitur November 8, 2021