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shitty wankers

A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.
"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".
by Tkvd09 July 9, 2017
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Mega wanker

A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.
"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"
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habitual wanker

A man or women addicted to master-baiting
Making it a habit
Terry Crews: I watch porn a lot
Jimmy Kimmel: Do you master-bait?
Terry Crews: Man, really?
Jimmy Kimmel: yes, yes really
Terry Crews: Im a Habitual Wanker

Jimmy Kimmel: 0-0
Terry Crews: 0-0
by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021
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Faggot Wanker

When someone is lazy and won't do anything for anyone else.
"Why won't you get me that, you faggot wanker!
by Dopedealer69 December 27, 2018
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Wiener Wanker

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.
by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011
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academic wanker

An individual complicating matters just to jack off that they know terminology/ books/academic papers.
Academic wanker: "I am looking to affect my footprint negatively from this application."

Non-wanker: "you're going to use the app less?"
by Yippewhooptywoo November 30, 2022
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goof wanker

Jordan C. is such a goof wanker
by dannymo123 April 19, 2016
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