Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.

Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.

by lady killaz January 20, 2016

gay wanker

A very gay person

Kokichi is such a gay wanker

by Gay Wanker September 26, 2023

Mega wanker

A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.

"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 20, 2022

backhand wanker

A person who indulges in the act of masturbation using the back of his hands

Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"

by Cindy The Cat July 15, 2016

Nightshift wanker

The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.

Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"

by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023

promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.

Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!

by Cockney46 April 22, 2014

Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.

Dale Melville ya Wanker Stroke

by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017