by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017
Get the wanker in a bag mug.As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.
by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017
Get the Wanker Stroke mug.by dannymo123 April 19, 2016
Get the goof wanker mug.Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air
'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
by MaliaMadness2020 July 15, 2016
Get the knuckleball wanker mug.Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"
by Cindy The Cat July 15, 2016
Get the backhand wanker mug.An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.
They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat
They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat
by Chloebelle February 9, 2018
Get the wanker kebab mug.Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020
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