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Vega

useless team mate who takes all the early kills but cannot carry late game. In fights, they sit in bush and wait for their team to die. Extremely likely to post their kd in all-chat when nobody asks

a more handicapped version "hayden" exists. Not recommended due to severe obscenity
classic vega, sitting in the bush. Oop there he goes, posting bullshit in allchat.
by ChunkySemenDelivery August 30, 2024
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Vegas volcano

You meet a stripper in Vegas. You are banging her so hard from behind that when you cum she projectile vomits and fecal matter leaks out of her anal cavity onto your cock and drips down your balls.
I railed my girl so hard last night she Vegas Volcanoed me.
by Mamacas March 6, 2025
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Las Vegas Water Tower

Going face down at your friends crotch in a public pool while they piss out all the alcohol.
Dude did you see the Las Vegas Water Tower Hunter took from Corey yesterday?
by Vega$ Gremlin July 16, 2023
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Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
by onken015 April 19, 2013
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Veganess

The state of being vegan
Person: Ew is her veganess contagious?
by Yee-Yee10 May 24, 2022
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Vegas kid issues

When a kid's parents spend all their money gambling so don't have any money to spend on their kid
"That kid never goes anywhere or has any money"
"Yeah, talk about Vegas kid issues"
by Terranovator December 28, 2022
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vegas hotbox

while in your vegas hotel room you jack the heat up to max at harrahs and you and your girl both fart and hotbox each other in you room instead of having sex because this entertains you more.
we ate Carnegie deli and than took showers before and agyer we vegas hotboxed each other
by Portuguese jenkins February 12, 2018
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