When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.
by CWG0822 May 10, 2017
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 18, 2023
by Dr shart March 08, 2022
a towel that reeks a stench of rotting food and stomach acid it’s stinking and putrid this often used when one is unwell and can’t be arsed to get out of bed and use toilet to be sick int
“Mate please mate get me ma sick towel Harris please mate mate mate mate I’m gonna be sick man please mag
by Putriddeclyn May 30, 2024
When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.
Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?
by arlingo October 27, 2017
A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
by al00f March 19, 2010
Placing a towel in a vagina and then having sex with that partner. After sex, you take a shower and then use the towel to dry off.
by Billy wang February 29, 2016