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salty butts

Being a rude and angry person whom is usually uneasy to please .
Matt is so cranky tonight, I think he has a case of salty butts.
by Facelessdreams April 18, 2015
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Salty Plunger

Using your lovers tears as lube
Fuck man, I just said the worst thing.... Shannon was upset and a little teary and said she was gonna make me wet, I told her immediately "it's ok baby, I will use your tears as lube, put it someplace awful, and we will call it the salty plunger"
by JinPocket June 16, 2021
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Salty Foster

A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.
After berating her for being a filthy whore, he gave her a Salty Foster.
by FilthyScunt September 25, 2017
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Salty gogurt

When you’re having sex and you finish in a condom then squeeze the nut out of the condom into her mouth.
Yo bro, I pulled the salty gogurt on her last night
by Brooks5467 February 11, 2022
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Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.
“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”
by Wambo December 2, 2020
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meta salty

Where someone is salty from a previous game and take it to the next game to exact revenge for the previous game. They don't care if they will win the game all they care is about getting revenge. Usually used in strategy games.
Dude 1: man, jack is throwing the game just to kill this one guy.
Dude 2: jack is meta salty. Jon beat him big time in the previous game and he got pissed about it.
Dude: that's wack
by Gabeicus June 23, 2020
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Salty Straw

The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.
Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”
by Yeetus de fetus June 19, 2020
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