by sunshinedorkie August 16, 2016

Slanged speech made up by users of Twitter,mainly adaptions of words using "Tweet or Twit",shortened to cut down on character usage.
by BLuTink78 June 29, 2009

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent
by myleslikesman April 4, 2022

Dude 1: “Hey dude, I must’ve slept with like twelve chicks last night... at once. I should’ve tried drugs years ago.”
Dude 2: “come on, dude, quit speaking white.”
Dude 2: “come on, dude, quit speaking white.”
by basiqwhitechiq May 29, 2018

Person A: *Sends Image*
Person B: why are you sending pictures?
Person A: *sends screenshot of "National Speak with Images Day"*
Person B: why are you sending pictures?
Person A: *sends screenshot of "National Speak with Images Day"*
by crusaderofthotpockets April 27, 2021

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022

The act of grabbing and securing ones balls with teeth, and licking the secured edges like an oversized ice-cube.
by Jesusmyoneandonly June 27, 2021
