Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022

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Naval Speak

Modern Age sounding wisdom on-liners that try to oversimply the topic.

If I read another Naval speak tweet, I am going to delete my account.

by humm1n June 18, 2021

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Whore's speak

What women say to cover up being a whore.
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)

Person one: What's this nonsense coming out of her mouth?
Person two: That's whore's speak.

by markomighty October 13, 2022

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The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend

I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!

by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016

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