Chain Shane

created by ysabellon. a TRUE CHAIN SHANE!

"OMG I WANNA BE LIKE CHAIN SHANE!!!!!!!!"
"MEEEEE TOOOOOO"

by OH_MY_SHOOT!!!!!! March 14, 2023

Shane

The name of the most amazing person I have ever met! The most amazing person anyone could be so lucky to meet. He knows exactly what to say and do in intense and dangerous situations, and makes it look easy. He’s very handsome, has the thickest thighs, XXXL hands, big ol bubble but, and the biggest heart you’d ever seen! Very intelligent, but gets very little credit for how much he knows. Incredibly selfless and generous, regardless of what’s going on in his life. The best protector, boy friend, BFF, coach, tutor, father, “step dad Gary” to my 3 girls, and is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I wish I had met him sooner! Very patient with woman he’s dating, even if they’re self destructive, and look for ways to break up. Very loyal and trustworthy, willing to help anyone, anytime, anyplace. He knows how to make everything feel special. And when the women he’s dating really get out of line, he doesn’t hesitate to put them over his knee, and give them a hard, well deserved spanking, that I know I desired more than my next five minutes of oxygen. My only complaint about Shane is that he didn’t spank me often enough, hard enough, or long enough. He knows how to make you feel desired without sex, but when he does, it’s pure bliss!

I should’ve listened to Shane since day 1!!! Without him, I feel like I’m suffocating!

by Incompetent December 10, 2020

Shane

If a man is named Shane he is madly inlove with Sheenalee.

“Shane will always love sheenalee”

by misshersobad November 21, 2023

Kimberly x Shane

n. Best couple/ship in the world, meant for each other.

Those two are like the Kimberly x Shane of our school because they look so cute with each other.

by bigbellyboi March 1, 2020

shane sozgas

The most greatest person ever smart kind and a asshole at times me ways there for his friends but. He can always tell you the right grammar and what to use he’s a nerd to some people also he keeps an low profile. Also he screams at times some people think he’s retarded but he can make everyone’s day.

Teacher* Is Shane Sozgas not here today

No

*shanes screams *
Teacher * your late

by Princess Black Heart December 24, 2017

Shane DeVerse

He might not be the hottest man on earth unlike nicholas white but he is an absolute god in bed, he will rock your night like no other.

Man Shane DeVerse is fucking insane in bed like fuckkkkkkk I’m a little sore but I’m a good way yah know?

by Big tiddie boi April 23, 2020

Shane

The process of putting your choose on the wrong way on purpose and running a marathon.

"How'd he break his ankles?"
"Oh, he pulled a Shane"

by eggswithnosalt April 12, 2022