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Jonathan Stenson

Jonathan Stenson is fair. He is like a family gathering in a uncle. I pray to Stenson every night because “no cap” he listens to our prayers “per”. I love him and he loves us. He sent his first born son to die on top of a cross “T pose” not for the choir. We love Jonathan Stenson and he loves us. Amen
Not choir kid 1: Hey I’m sad and constipated

Not choir kid 2: prey to Jonathan Stenson
by Not a choir kid December 21, 2021
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Jonathan

THE GOD OF PUBG . FULL TIME TOP FRAGGER
Hey who is the top fragger ? its jonathan like always

Jonathan is scouts father
by d0gemonnnnnn December 20, 2021
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Jonathan

A guy who wants you to stop by the lake.
Trevor: “I went to Memphis this weekend.”
Jonathan: “wtf. Why didn’t you stop by the lake?”
by Jonmeyer November 24, 2021
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jonathan kischuck

Jonathan.. also known as a cooler. Lives his life on a farm breeding with chickens. Some of the locals call him a chicken Fu*ker
Hey you look like you fuck chickens; Chicken Fucker ( jonathan Kischuck )
by Coorslight94 November 22, 2021
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Jonathan

They be the type of boys who got the biggest booty then any girl bro like it’s sooooooo big and I be putting my face in it brooo it’s so crazy fr fr
“They got big booty” “Jonathan got the big booty
by biggest_carti_meat_rider October 31, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is awesome. He is a great friend to all the people. He is an Amazingly hot and muscular boy but does not like sports. He wears glasses, He is smart and gets an A on all the tests. He is caring and helpful. He reads loads of books. But the negative about Jonathan is that he is a big mouth but he learns his lesson really easily. If you have a Jonathan as a best friend, you are lucky
Person 1: Is that Jonathan
Person 2: Yes, he helped me get A's on my test
You should go ask him for help as well
Person 1: YES I SHOULD
by jesusber February 20, 2022
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Jonathan

the most incredible, handsome, and the strongest guy i’ve ever met, i wouldn’t trade him the world, he makes me feel like the luckiest girlfriend in the world and he’s so perfect
by y0urf4vgf November 1, 2023
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