San Franciscan Squeeze

A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.
Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.
by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021
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Ultimate Squeeze

A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.
I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.

The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.
by Jxmperzz June 26, 2023
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squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.
Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.
by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016
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Squeeze the cat

Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels
Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!
by Doritozkill January 11, 2024
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teste squeeze

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged
by pissballs94 June 11, 2009
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Squeezed Play

Squeezed Play is when your the one sitting in the middle on the couch and get mashed inbetween two fat people.
squeezed play fat middle mashed sitting couch inbetween Squeezed Play
by DBKing1961 April 22, 2010
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