3 Sheets

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

by Fuckthatnoise July 23, 2021

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

sheet lord

A kid who is nothing but a piece of shit.

Tim: Man that Jacob kid sure is a sheet lord
Bill: Thats for sure

by Sheet Lord November 26, 2016

mac and sheet

When one person puts max and cheese in another person’s butthole, and then eats it out.

I heard Nick mac and sheeted Jess last night.

by DeanRylie June 30, 2020

Sheet

1. A layer of stuff on a bed
2. Stuff in your pants when you have Mexican food
3. Slang for shit

Holy sheet!

by TanksAlotYT June 13, 2019

Sheets

A very popular Zambian term that means money (Also a synonym of 'Tong') used mainly by the boomers.

You don't have sheets?
Lash me the sheets eksay

by hardestohninlsk December 02, 2022

Sheets

A very flexible word meaning "fucked up" or "broken". Originated from the saying "I need to hit sheets", and shortened to simply "Sheets".

Dude Bro: Bro I just funnelled a 2-6 of rum I'm sheets

Other Bro: My car over-heated doing burn-outs the other day it's sheets

Other Other Bro: Bro she's sheets, she's a four at best

by ItSaysINeedA"Handle"ToPost October 17, 2019