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Lord Beelzebub

Lord Beelzebub is a character from Amazon’s Good Omens, played by Anna Maxwell Martin.

They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.

Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.

They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.

They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
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K-Lord

Short for Karen Lord. Basically, a player in an online game that constantly complains and whines about other players, regular threatening to report them to the mods/admins, much like a Karen demanding to speak to the store manager
That player's such a K-Lord, always complaining about others using scripts/macros and threatening to report them.
by Testicles McThunderdong February 21, 2023
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The Dark Lord

-also My Lord; reference made to evil sorcerer Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series, by his followers, the Death Eaters.
by hp is my drug =] July 24, 2007
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Lord Omg'Wtf

Discovered by The Legendary Wordsmith Eric during an archaeological expedition to the darkest corners of the internet, this singular entity known only as Lord Omg'Wtf is revered by several degraded and nefarious cults as the God of the Internet.
It is prophesised that Lord Omg'Wtf shall one day rise from his digital crypt, to spread madness and mayhem across the land. As his influence grows, those who fall under his command will forever speak in his dreaded tongue, known by his initiates as "L337".
Chain letters are His Unholy Gospel;
spam is His Wrath. Beware the accursed sigil of the Omg'Wtf cult, a curious inscription consisting of a colon and a single parenthesis.
These cults are known to engage in orgiastic license during their worship of His Icon, a pixel-based sculpture depicting His faceless, sickly-yellow bipedal form running, nay, chasing his prey on the Day of His Resurrection.
All Hail Lord Omg'Wtf, that we may be spared His Wrath!
We offer this sacrifice of proper grammar and spelling in His Name!
by Little Bastad April 29, 2004
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Lord Helmet

Penis, wang, cock, dork. Male member.
Attention everyone, LORD HELMET is about to make an appearence!!!
by Lt. One-Eye October 4, 2006
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Lords of Dogtown

When both you and your roommate bring home someone and you both hookup at the same time in your own beds. Like the scene when the brother and sister are hooking up in their shared room.
Hey look at those two hot guys. Lets bring them home and Lords of Dogtown.
by isuzu December 24, 2012
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Falcon Lord

Costumed crimefighting disco grunge rock band from Dubai. Currently operating out of Atlanta.
"They're gonna tear out your eyes cuz the Falcon Lords care"
by Lord Falconhorn October 7, 2008
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