by High King Brosef October 27, 2019

Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.
Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021

A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited
It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.
by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015

A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.
Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.
I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.
I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.
by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013

A girl from the hood that loves art, flowers, man jeans and big hoops.
Probably loves Frank Ocean or Steve Lacy. Or both.
Probably loves Frank Ocean or Steve Lacy. Or both.
Look there goes your local hood fairy walkin down da street with her golden hoops and big hips, golden toes and sparkly lips.
by hoodfairy May 14, 2018

Holy shit my girl friend is being such a snatch fairy about me going out tonight!
Why are you being such a snatch fairy, I'm only going golfing?
Could you possibly be a bigger snatch fairy?
Why are you being such a snatch fairy, I'm only going golfing?
Could you possibly be a bigger snatch fairy?
by jlebeau450 March 3, 2010

by Iamgonnalcommitclarity September 23, 2021
