do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

CUM BARREL

A meme very similar to cum jar but instead of a jar the container is a barrel.

This Phrase could be used as a war cry or an insult

war cry- Andres: CUMMMM BARRELLL!!!! (proceeds to die)
Insult- Bitch on the street: ugh look at this asshole he's such a cum barrel

Me a few weeks ago: wtf? did someone just call me a cum barrel

by Landon.Marcel May 19, 2021

Barrel troll

Unattractive women with barrel shaped bodies and skinny legs. The body shape usually includes a double chin, curled bangs, and a poodle perm.

My ex-husband's new wife looks like a barrel troll .

by Genwal April 20, 2018

Barrel

Someone who has skinny limbs but a large, sloppy midrif that jumbles around when they walk. AKA keg on legs, it is a wonder as to how their skinny legs can keep that huge midrif up and about.

That guy is a massive barrel!

by Leggsy Aspect August 5, 2018