panic suit

A suit that is needed less than 24 hours before the event which it is being bought for begins. The specific suit in question is the one that will fit the person the suit is for, a suit which is almost invariably impossible to get hold of.

"I need to get a suit for this wedding tomorrow!"
"Please don't tell me you need a panic suit? You should have bought a suit ages ago!"

by Markatansky July 29, 2012

The Birthday Suite

A fabled spa/resort somewhere in the USA where, on your birthday, you get to relax for the whole day. You don’t wear any clothes from the time you enter to the time you leave, and you get to spend all day having sex with multiple partners and feasting on Little Debbie snack cakes.

Where the hell is Tim?

Oh, he’s over at the Birthday Suite. He’s turning 41 today.

by Big Buck Johnson July 23, 2025

Watching Suits

Engaging in sexual intercourse

Pat: "Where's Richard Right Now?"
Liam: "Oh he's with his girl watching suits"

by Beesechurgur February 16, 2021

Uncle Suit

A uncle suit is a sweatsuit / tracksuit. But it’s more baggy and slouchy. The most important thing about an uncle suit is the top and bottom matches. Uncle suits can be made out of silk, cashmere, cotton, spandex, or anything as long as the top and bottom matches.

Person 1: “that’ a sexy uncle suit you got on!”

Person 2: “Thanks its monrow”

by Jhenè 🦋 June 7, 2024

ghillie suited

being way too coked for absolutely zero reason at all.

I knew I shouldn’t have taken that key bump before church. I am way too ghillie suited.

by thelagisreal April 14, 2024

LTN’S green suit

A dickhead

Person 1: LTN’s green suit is a dickhead
Person 2: yes

by Jolly jackson October 9, 2020

chewbacca suit

Similar to a gorilla mask except that after a whole body bukkake all members throw a handful of pubic hair on to the recipient.

She asked for a chewbacca suit after the gangbang.

by Bmcclure1 October 9, 2018