Straight Legging 

- Straight Legging is the art of straightening out both legs to full extension in order to cum faster.

- To Straight Leg is to straighten both legs to full extension with no bend in order to cum faster.

- Straight Legged - During sex, you straightened both legs to full extension in order to cum faster.

"Man....this girl was busted but I needed to get it in. So after about 2 minutes, I straight legged it."

If you want to get it in quick, just Straight Leg it.

Straight Legging is the way to go, just extend both your legs during sex and cum in seconds.

If you only have a few minutes to masturbate, just get an erection, start jerkin, and straight leg it.

Straight Legging by Str8Leg April 19, 2014

Straight girl syndrome 

Straight Girls who continue falling too quickly in the early stages of the relationship and expecting to not have their heart broken. They think that this time it will be different.

It is similar to continuously banging your head on the wall and not getting that it hurts.

"omg I really like this guy, more than I've ever liked anyone..he's different"- straight friend

three weeks later

"he is such an asshole, I can't believe this happened again"

"girl you have the worst straight girl syndrome" -gay friend

Straight girl syndrome by Marie Nicole November 14, 2011

Straight-Edge 

A movement that took it's name from the Minor Threat song of the same name. This movement is largely credited to Ian MacKaye (Teen Idles, Minor Threat, Egg Hunt, Fugazi). While he is a founding member of the straight-edge movement he did not magically create a new way of life. There were people who chose to absatain from drugs, alcohol, and promiscuous sex before the Minor Threat song believe it or not. There is much debate over what the exact definition of a drug is and there is no exact answer. Each practitioner of the straight-edge lifestyle creates their own personalized definition. While straight-edge as a lifestyle (not a movement) was intended to be a positive force it quickly became a dividing force in the underground and violence erupted from it. Not to mention the all-too-common sense of superiority that often (unfortuneately) accompanies this this lifestyle. The 'x' markings on the hands originated as a result of people showing that they willingly chose not to drink. Many people believe that militant straight-edge is called "hardline". This is not true. Hardline is a set of six rules that state in addition to no drugs, alcohol, or sex you also must eat in accordance with a vegan diet, avoid cursing, and not take medicine. Straight-edge is not a movement for people who aren't tough enough for drinking and drugs but for those who have grown frustrated with a lifestyle dominated by those elements.

Charles: "Hey you wanna hit this bowl man?"
Zach (Who is straight-edge): "Really? I respect your way of life do me the same man."
Charles: "Well I thought it was worth a try."
Zach: "Well it wasn't. This isn't a trend to me."

Straight-Edge by LAVAXLAMP January 1, 2010

straight bitch zonin' 

the act of hanging out with someone you are in the Friend Zone with.

Mikie has been Straight Bitch Zonin' all day long.

straight bitch zonin' by Jimmy James P May 1, 2008

Straight-Up Dankness 

The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.

John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.

Straight-Up Dankness by His Holiness of Polish Freedom June 14, 2011

straight pipe'n it 

Driving a busted ride, where as the muffler has been removed or has fallen off. Thus making the engine sound more powerful than it actually is.

"Yeah man my civic sounds awesome now that I am "straight pipe'n it."

straight pipe'n it by reignoverme June 26, 2009

Straight Postin 

The Act of Posting; to post up at a party; to look fresh at a club and wait for the action (ladies) to come to you; Chilling

I was straight postin at the club last night.

What are you doing? Straight postin.

Straight Postin by Romanocheese October 5, 2009