swamp squirrel

n. A flattering name for common rats (Rattus spp.).
No, hon, that's a family of swamp squirrels. There are no rats in Boston.
by Sciurus palustris March 18, 2009
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Squirrel Meat

The roll of excess skin created when one wears an article of clothing which is too snug. The most common offenses being jeans and tube tops. In common urban vernacular this phenomenon is also known as the muffin top. This term was coined deep in the jungles of Maui at an undisclosed location.
"I really like these jeans but they give me too much squirrel meat."
by Pooch to the third February 18, 2010
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hair squirrel

when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.
-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.

-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!
by Taintrippperrr March 31, 2009
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hood squirrel

A close relative of the the hood rat. The hood squirrel stores nuts in her jaws.
A hood squirrel is a dressed up hoodrat that runs around the neighborhood with her bushy tail tooted up to attract random men that don't mind bussing in her mouth.
by KDolla March 31, 2014
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Gary the Squirrel

Gary, a squirrel, is a mediocre ice-skater. He skated 2 years with the infamous Chaz Micheal Micheals and supposidly has a thrid ball.
Chaz"When we were gettin' stoned out by the busstop, he said he had a third ball" Gary the squirrel is dumbfounded.
by Zepatarlandlord May 18, 2008
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squirrel kid

A small kid whose physical conditions are a) no higher than 4'11" b) a Causian teenager and c) no heavier than 90 pounds and who acts like he's gansta or a skater punk. basically they are pint sized kids trying to be bad-ass but will eventually get arrested and wake up in jail to some 300 pound redneck named Bubba who wants to make them his biatch! If a S.K. tries to mug you at night, the best defense is to hit them with a blunt object
Imagine a small ass kid trying to make you his bitch
by I Hate Conformists April 18, 2005
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squirrel meat

a small 11th grade scrawny kid from south Carrol who shits in random bathrooms and doest get caught. chances are he wont get caught be he continues to shit at random.
hey squirrel meat did you just pull a poop bandit in Mr. Davis's room?
by edger ruiz May 12, 2011
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