hair squirrel

when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.

-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.

-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!

by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

squirrel chaz

When one , ( a male ) places his testicals into a squirrels mouth for reasons of a romantic nature......with sexy results!

"Whoa i totally squirrel chazed to keep from going insane in the woods until the search party found me . Thanks jesus (thumbs up)"

by T,J, December 27, 2008

data squirrel

Someone who keeps every bit of electronic data that passes through their computer/phone. They archive every email, store electronic copies of utility bills, and save every photograph of every relative's kid ever taken.

An electronic version of a pack rat.

Dude, you are a total data squirrel. Seriously. You do not need to archive text messages. You need hoarding therapy.

by inviolet July 29, 2011

Gary the Squirrel

Gary, a squirrel, is a mediocre ice-skater. He skated 2 years with the infamous Chaz Micheal Micheals and supposidly has a thrid ball.

Chaz"When we were gettin' stoned out by the busstop, he said he had a third ball" Gary the squirrel is dumbfounded.

by Zepatarlandlord May 18, 2008

hood squirrel

A close relative of the the hood rat. The hood squirrel stores nuts in her jaws.

A hood squirrel is a dressed up hoodrat that runs around the neighborhood with her bushy tail tooted up to attract random men that don't mind bussing in her mouth.

by KDolla May 12, 2014

squirrel meat

a small 11th grade scrawny kid from south Carrol who shits in random bathrooms and doest get caught. chances are he wont get caught be he continues to shit at random.

hey squirrel meat did you just pull a poop bandit in Mr. Davis's room?

by edger ruiz June 6, 2011

squirrel kid

A small kid whose physical conditions are a) no higher than 4'11" b) a Causian teenager and c) no heavier than 90 pounds and who acts like he's gansta or a skater punk. basically they are pint sized kids trying to be bad-ass but will eventually get arrested and wake up in jail to some 300 pound redneck named Bubba who wants to make them his biatch! If a S.K. tries to mug you at night, the best defense is to hit them with a blunt object

Imagine a small ass kid trying to make you his bitch

by I Hate Conformists April 17, 2005