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Shrek

Shrek- “ it’s like an onion it’s got layers
by Qazxswedcvfrtgbnh January 24, 2021
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Shrek

he slayed my heart, with his greens
Shrek, he slay all day
by Jesus, jesusussussus I hate November 10, 2022
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Shrek

A very extremely hot green dude that is liked by everybody.you would fucking die if you look at him because he's just so hot.

The people who didn't die looking at Shrek is impossible because of shrek's attractiveness
Lao:I pour green pain on me.Now I'm green

Me:No,your shrek
by Thehexx560 November 26, 2021
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shrek

by uwushrek January 21, 2019
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PS1 Hagrid x Shrek

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect
Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original
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Shrek

The hottest most magnificent 7"8 guy you would meet on tinder and he is one that will understand you no matter when sex, race, or body you have or are.
"Shrek is so hot"
by IlikeYourmomscompany January 13, 2022
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Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"
Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.
by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023
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