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Seal

When someone draws some dicks on your elementary school and u gotta tell all the little kids they’re seals
Little kid: what’s that thingy on the wall?
Older kid: a seal
by Queen Catmow September 21, 2019
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clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
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Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.
"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."
by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013
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Seal maach

A hopeless romantic with a resting bitch face . She's often the powerhouse of parties and has amazing capacity. Roasts really well.
Look at that aunt flirting with the guys , shes a seal maach!
by Rjyanta March 7, 2020
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The Great Seal

Li Scare God <> The Great Seal
by MineOwedWu's June 13, 2021
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Amanda Seales

Smart, funny, and black comedian known for being creative and intentional.

She loves black people to include black men.

Dope actress known for starring in My brother & Me and Insecure.
You can find Amanda Seales *unbothered and on her trampoline
"The fact of the matter is...Amanda Seales is appreciated
by Cultchafam March 28, 2022
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