Shrek

The baddest bitch on the block and you’re likely to take him back to swamp and get nutted on.

God Shrek took me home and made me feel alive.

by Ur_Rose March 12, 2025

Flag

Get the Shrekmug.

Shrek

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019

Flag

Get the Shrekmug.

Shrek Clap

When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.

Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.

by 5 big guys May 24, 2024

Flag

Get the Shrek Clapmug.

Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway

Hell on Earth: The Video Game.

Person 1: Ever played Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway on GBA?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025

Flag

Get the Shrek Swamp Kart Speedwaymug.

Shrek

If you searched this you are the most funniest popular kid ever SIKKKKE sorry but you are really mean annoying and kind dumb but that’s ok cause when your lonely you got shrek

You are shrek like fr

by Dumb Cooper April 26, 2021

Flag