Lotto Roach

A person typically older woman doused in perfume, or large man, who walks up to the cashier many times during busy hours, normally at a gas station and rudely throws a handful (10 or more) unscratched barcode lotto tickets to be checked. Usually with the ratio of 1 out of 10 cards being a $1-$5 winner.

If I get another Lotto Roach during shift change I'll lose my sh#t!

by HalloweenDJdude May 7, 2021

Roach

Typically a tall lanky redneck or a broke bitch who smells like shit and doesn't clean their hair.

I yelled " Get away from me you roach" then Noah ran away crying.

by Jh.pk May 14, 2019

Mattea Roach

A Canadian Jeopardy! icon. Friendly and bubbly off the stage, but an absolute steamroller on it.
One of only three people to have led James Holzhauer going into Final Jeopardy!

“I was talking to this person before my game, and they were so friendly and excited… and then utterly decimated me.”
“You ran into Mattea Roach, didn’t you?”
“How did you know?”

by jeopardoge April 20, 2024

Guatamalan Roof Roaches

Hispanic Roofers. The scratching sounds they make on the roof coupled with them speaking is similar to the noises you hear in a roach infested home.

Damn, those Guatamalan Roof Roaches did a fine job on my new roof.

by Donde Esta March 14, 2021

Roach Motel

An American brand of a roach bait device designed to catch cockroaches. Although the term is the subject of a trademark registration by the insect control brand Black Flag,

Roach Motel is United States federal trademark No. 1,059,314, for which Black Flag claims a date of earliest use of May 7, 1976

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

roach tennis

The act of fumigating (bug bombing) your apartment thereby sending your roaches fleeing into the adjacent apartments only to have them fumigate shortly afterwards sending what's left of yours plus theirs back into your place. This process is repeated until someone runs out of money for bug bombs. The first person to do so loses the game and gets stuck with the majority of the roaches.

Johnny had been saving up to buy an entire case of bug bombs and felt certain he could win this months game of roach tennis

by The Great White Monkey September 20, 2022

Grant Roach

A little small pp'd 9 year old that got piss in his cherrios this morning.

Grant Roach is a pissy pants.

by not chris's dad October 26, 2022