plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023

Plastic

If you have seen Mean Girls you know what a plastic is... Basically a fake, dramatic, and....
just watch the movie

there so plastic

by sometimes it pays to be gay🌈 July 21, 2020

Plastic Fan

Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.

I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.

by Kenneth Out April 19, 2022

Plastic bag

A term used for someone who shares the same qualities of a plastic bag: flimsy, used, gets thrown away after being used, fake, empty until temporarily filled.

Him: My ex reminds me of a plastic bag, the way she’d float from guy to guy and somehow always make her way back to the trash

by Apachemars October 5, 2025

Plastics

This phrase is used to refer to the British pound sterling although the term revolves around notes being plastic the word can be used to describe the currency in general.

Abdullah-“I’ve got 69 gajillion quid in the bank”

Dino-“quid?”
Abdullah-“yeh, British pounds?”

Dino-“OHHHHHH U MEAN PLASTICS”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

plastics

plastics are plastic surgeons or people who do plastic surgery

“mark sloan works in plastics, SO BADASS!!”

by dogloverrrrr June 13, 2022

Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4

Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022