Ninja Hooker

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.
The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.
by El Guero Canijo April 28, 2011
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street ninjas

look at all them street ninjas.
by $NEEZE July 22, 2019
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ninja camp

"Extreme" martial arts/ninja camp camp where children scale 30 ft trees playing hide and hold a "plank" position without moving a muscle for ten minutes. One must be in pristine condition to attend ninja camp. You know what that means-no margaritas during happy hour! Managers of aquatics facilities are infamous for attending ninja camps. Anyone who is a lifeguard will have appreciation for the definition of "ninja camp."
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by disgruntled beach guard August 02, 2009
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ninja hug

a hug that you randomly give someone really fast like a ninja (: to show your love
I gave aaron my bfff a ninja hug
by love is my weapon<3 June 21, 2009
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ninja loot

The act of looting an item off a monster that you or your party has recently killed before anyone else has a chance.
Scree is king of the ninja loot'ers.
by Oberon March 31, 2003
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Ninja in the Night

1) To go out and ninja in the night.
2) To pork a girl, at night(or somewhere dark), with blinding speed.
3) To frolic amongest the treetops.
Ninja_Matty: We must go out and ninja in the night.
teh_ninja_naf: Agreed. Let me get my boomarang
Ninja_Matty: I'll get our ninjaroos mounts! =D
by Matthew Larsen February 23, 2005
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Drink Ninja

Usually under-aged teenagers who steal drinks from drunks at a party
Meet Carl, the most successful Drink Ninja; already on number 207
by Carl Flatbawls May 21, 2008
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