Ground Quaker

A person that makes the earth cry when they fat ass takes a step on the poor earths crust.

Gerardo Morales is the king of the ground Quakers

by Allseerer September 20, 2023

Ground Loot

Common
Easy to find
Easy to get
A cinch to obtain
Available to a large percentage of people

“That girl is ground loot”
“A gray assault rifle is ground loot bro i don’t want that”
“N***a deodorant is ground loot how do you not have that Ind*an.”

by Chicagobuckets80 March 12, 2024

ground round virgin

a virgin in the ass

"She's no ground round virgin. She's smooth as she can be be."

David Allan Coe

by coffeedarklover August 23, 2011

Coffee Grounding

The reverse of tea bagging, when some some dips their mouth up and down on someone's balls.

Yo I heard Adam K. Was coffee grounding Wil S. so hard last night.

by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015

Ground Smooch

A kiss that you give someone on the floor

Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!

by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

plowing new ground

Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.

When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.

by Gazman April 1, 2004