Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009

meat on the grill

A term used when you over commit on something. Lack of follow through or commitment. Empty promise. Expression comes from barbeque with friends. You always throw more meat on the grill then you intend to eat. Your eyes are bigger then your stomach. When your through cooking there is always leftover meat on the grill.

Erin always says she is going to go to the beach. Is she really coming or is this just meat on the grill.

by Stephen Pitt November 5, 2007

medieval on his ass

Commiting an extremely brutal and barbaric act upon a person, often considered cruel and unusual by any civilized court in the modern world.

"They then proceeded to break all of his teeth. Then they cut off his hand and his foot. Then they showed him the color of his entrails. They really went medieval on his ass."

by Wesley Lowe July 5, 2008

Meat On Demand

Two people who marry and fuck each other silly!!!

Wife: Sexy hubby, where is my Meat on Demand?

Hubby: Ritgh here in my pants! (pointing at his junk)

by Nerd blast September 12, 2016

like a mexican on a lawn mower

Used to describe or exagerate a point.

"I'm tellin you, if he didnt have a girl already he'd be on you like a mexican on a lawn mower!"

by Billfat July 26, 2006

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

a name

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011