I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.
by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023
Get the Jewish alignmentmug. 
by Benneann April 10, 2015
Get the jewish foammug. When A Jewish Priest has intimate relations with a unwilling child, preferably Christian boy, in a back closet of a church, after a three hour seminar.
by Jackie && Shelly September 4, 2008
Get the The Jewish Rafielmug. A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there
“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends”
to which the mother would most likely respond—
“Of course! Take as long as you need!”
to which the mother would most likely respond—
“Of course! Take as long as you need!”
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
Get the Jewish Carnivalmug. When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"
by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 22, 2024
Get the jewish mongolian bunghole aidsmug. The act of catching a close friend in a vulnerable position where they may be distracted or focused on something, and discreetly sneaking up on them and putting your bare rear end in the vicinity of their face and waiting for them to notice to which you yell out “JEWISH JUMPSCARE!” Everyone gets at least one Jewish Jumpscare in their lifetime.
Noun: “Have you ever had a Jewish Jumpscare?” Everyone gets at least one!” - Joseph “Swagger” Aurelio Smith
Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”
Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”
by Five Nights At Freddy’s January 13, 2024
Get the Jewish Jumpscaremug.