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Next years

Means see you when I’m famous
by Ricky Chapstick November 19, 2020
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The Next Person

You could have but that's not actually what you're doing, is it?
Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2024
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Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."
Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.
by QuacksO September 19, 2018
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Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.
"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"
by TremendousClap January 30, 2020
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The next backpack

someone that is about to get they booty beat
He threatened you?? I guess he’s going to be the next backpack
by im never getting married January 16, 2020
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bubbling on the next mans ting

grinding on another man's girl: usually in order to take her from him
a junky was bubbling on the next mans ting AKA Maeve she was really a thottie OH MAN
by Chic fila April 20, 2018
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Next Day Denise

Very hungover, usually from a work event, caused by one or two glasses of cheap bubbles.
"My goodness, I am so Next Day Denise after that Influencer party last night with Hugo, sorry I'm late."
by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019
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