My bestie and I are in an orange marriage, when our husband's have a boys night, we have a girls night!
by ElizaValentine March 3, 2025
Get the orange marriagemug. Yes. It is. It fails half the time. Your solution TO THE PROBLEM is that I have have to pick on and stick to it while the women fuck all the fat-cocks.
Hym "But you're partially right. It isn't JUST marriage. It's your entire system of values. Actually, it's ANY system of values derived from the solipsistic paternalism that permeates your system of values. You tell your daughter to only fuck the fat cocks. And not she only wants to marry the fat cocks. They don't ever have to settle for your daughter because she will never be better than multiple women. Which creates people like me. And then YOU compel people like me because YOU KNOW... That if your son has a fat cock you aren't going to compel him not to fuck all of the women. It's a Psychopass. It is exactly what I said it would be initially. So no marriage."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
Get the Marriagemug. 
Get the aunt-by-marriagemug. I now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss the groom, and begin your gay marriage. There’s nothing Chuck Norris can do about it.
by Clutterofmass December 5, 2023
Get the Gay Marriagemug. The opposite of a Lavender marriage.
e.g. Lets say two straight cis women get married for tax benefits. #forthebit
e.g. Lets say two straight cis women get married for tax benefits. #forthebit
"did you hear about Annie and Zara, they are in a daffodil marriage now!"
"doesnt that make them gay?"
"no, but we accept them ethier way!"
"doesnt that make them gay?"
"no, but we accept them ethier way!"
by Charles Peralta October 19, 2025
Get the Daffodil marriagemug. marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid
person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago
person 1: bruh why did you get married
person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago
person 1: bruh why did you get married
person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky
by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021
Get the marriagemug. by 459395 April 11, 2023
Get the Arrange marriagemug.