Marriage

A period of pain during a person's life; optionally avoided.

Oh no, Marriage is so painful. Sorry Jimmy...

by A Terminally Ill Person March 10, 2022

marriage

A monster that consumes any and all couples willing enough to be enslaved by it

Marriage should always be taken seriously

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 02, 2023

Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.

Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Barnaz marriage

Barnaz marriage is derived from San angelites. Where a couple is married and has children. The Barnaz is a mutual agreement between a couple. They are able to cheat on each other with multiple men and women.

My wife and I have a healthy Barnaz marriage. When I’m tired of her or she’s tired of me we see other people.

by Barr Nass February 18, 2019

showbiz marriage

Showbiz marriage is when two celebrities who are in the same band or cast show a deeper relationship with each other over a longer period of time, like a marriage regardless of both people's actual relationship status. The couple in question is often also referred to as an OTP.

Fan 1: Paul McCartney x John Lennon is my favourite famous couple.

Fan 2: I know, it's like a showbiz marriage!

by Mrs. Barlliams June 12, 2018

niece-by-marriage

Spouse's niece.

My niece-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.

My great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023