by schogirl January 17, 2010
Military unit (usually) that is constantly kidfoh-ed; that is, kept in the dark and fed nothing but horseshit. These are usually, but not always, "elite" units that will soon (and often) be called upon to do something damn-near impossible, of questionable legality, and with entirely too little training, preparation or equipment. Superiors will then wonder why-oh-why these boys and girls couldn't pull a miracle out of their asses.....
by Sgt Draggi February 13, 2008
The Puking Mushroom is when you are having sex with your girlfriend doggy style without a condom and you don't want to cum inside her, so you take out your dick and pop the head in her ass and cum.
I was having sex with my girlfriend last night doggy style without a condom and I didn't want to blow my load, so I gave her the Puking Mushroom and she loved it!
by The_DSR_King May 29, 2011
by Thecoolguy11 January 21, 2020
When a girl shaves the mans pubic hair into her mouth and proceeds to give him a blow job, after of which, his helmet is covered in his pubic hair, resembling a furry mushroom.
by Ben_jarmin December 05, 2012
The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.
by Col. Kilgore October 09, 2011
When building a fence and a paling falls off: “Ah stuff me mushrooms!”
When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”
If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”
When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”
If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”
by Bad stone fruit February 24, 2019