A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.
by Blobigga January 25, 2019
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by YEETTTTTT February 11, 2019
Get the Jonathan Finlay mug.the name means gift from God, and he is a very strong gymnast works very hard and makes you laugh until your dead he is a great kisser and loves to cheer people up he does have a short temper but thinks about it after the incident. loves to sing always dances around in a very funny way girls love him and sometimes consider chasing him and all want to kiss him has four really really good friends called Wilma, Pranav, and Noah (Noah is his best friend) they all have many good laughs and love to spend time with them. when he trains gymnastics he trains very seriously and wants to later on in life become a world champion in that sport much of a fitness freak and also love`s to run, one of his very many good hobbies.
girl one: omg do you see Jonathan over there
girl two: yeah wouldn't you just love to kiss him
girl one: of course anyone would
girl two: yeah wouldn't you just love to kiss him
girl one: of course anyone would
by @jonathan__buxens__ October 1, 2018
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by Moist J October 6, 2018
Get the Moist Jonathan mug.A person who many girls find attractive yet once you meet him and talk to him he is very simple and straight-forward. He is very athletic, he especially excels in basketball even though he is considered to be like Russel Westbrook. He does not pass the ball, nor does he have ice in his veins.
by coldhooper24 June 6, 2018
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And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.
Why? You ask? For profit!
And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.
Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
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Damn u such a Jonathan
by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019
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