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Jared

A guy who isn’t the best looking but makes up for it in other ways. He is trustworthy, fun to flirt with, the best person to make boring classes fun. Overall someone who makes you overall happy!
Jared made my day during math!
by JuliaO October 13, 2018
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Jared

Jared is mainly a name of a male
He is cute, funny, full of energy, klutzy, and has great hair! Jared is nice and not afraid to give his opinion, he will stand up for those he loves and doesn't take ANY shit!
Girl 1:who is that?
Guy 1: thats jared.

Girl 2: hes soooo hot!!
by mhbish November 22, 2019
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Jared

Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.
El caca: Hey, look! It's Jared!
Walter: Look it's a homosexual!
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022
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Jared

little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents
Bro he just said the same thing for 3 minutes. He is such a Jared.
by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022
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Jared

The most bestest boy to ever exist. He’s handsome and funny and will always be loyal to the one he loves.
Jared is so cute
I wish I had a Jared
by Sussybaka0 July 24, 2022
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Jared

Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.
Damn nigga, you a straight up Jared.
by DonkeyKong TacoMong August 29, 2017
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Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer
Is it a bird, is it a plane...No....it’s Jared’
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
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