do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

BTS Barrel Sex

The BTS Barrel Sex is where a male takes a female and ‘creampies’ them and than ejaculates on the females chest, 20 mc donalds nuggets are than brought to the bed and than one nugget is shoved in every end of the female, the male will proceed to creampie while you shove nuggets in her mouth until she is full, the remaining nuggets are than dipped in the cum on her chest and eaten by the female, after she has eaten the make than has to take all of the nuggets out of her and save them for supper. at supper you need to take your barrel and the make will receive a blowjob in the barrel while the eating nuggets. the task is not done until the barrel has been filled with internal fluids.

Hey Girl wanna preform BTS Barrel Sex

by Koooolllll kiddddd June 13, 2021

Empty Barrel

Race baiting Baffoon usually dressed like a rodeo clown!

Fredrica talks so much shit! You would think that Empty Barrell was a politician if it wasn't for that ridiculous $2 outfit she's wearing.

by Oppressed cracker October 25, 2017

Barrel

A noun used when describing what you would bend a girl over on to plow her ass till it hurts

Dude I would bend Kim kardashian over a fat barrel.
Who would you rather bend over a barrel: Amber Rose or Summer Ray

by Crackhead #1 September 8, 2017