Paper whore

A boss that gives you papers for no reason, either disciplinary or randomly, in a way that is not very helpful for you.

- She just gave me a disciplinary paper on something she never told me!

- She's a paper whore!

by meon51 November 12, 2010

research paper

Any tissue/paper used to clean up after a session of heavy research

Andy's room was covered in research papers - he had been storing them for weeks.

by si29uk August 15, 2007

paper clip

Acronym: P.A.P.E.R. C.L.I.P.

People Against People Ever Re-Enlisting

Civilian Life Incentive Program

Military, (Navy), Sailors sometimes wear a paper clip on their uniform somwhere to make this statement.

HIGHLY DISCOURAGED!!!

by (The Original) Dewy April 21, 2006

paper route

Paper Route is an American Indie rock band from Nashville, Tennessee formed in 2004. paper route has toured with Paramore, Phantom Planet, and Jack's Mannequin. They have also toured with Copeland, Passion Pit, and She Wants Revenge.and currently touring with Owl City and Lights.

paper route is an amazing band.

Paper Route is composed of Chad Howat (bass, piano, programming), J.T. Daly (vocals, keyboards, percussion), Andy Smith (vocals, guitars, harmonica), and Gavin McDonald (drums).

also check out now,now every children they are from the same area and also ROCK!

by AlExSwOrD April 17, 2010

Shit Paper

A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.

The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!

by Jackieboy17 July 12, 2017

Paper Shredder

Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder

Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)

by Sage Johnson April 1, 2021

Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer

My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6

by Awonymous November 19, 2019