Well dude

(Noun) A well dude is a person who is constantly making excuses for why they can’t, or shouldn’t perform certain actions.

(Exclamation) The prolonged sound made by a person who, when in the presence of a well dude, hears them say “well dude.”

“Do you want to go to this show on Thursday?”

“Well dude, I just can’t because I have to work on Friday and it takes too long to get to the venue and the tickets are too expensive and I have homework anyway.”

by Prof. O March 27, 2019

Dude Pruning

Hardcore manscaping. Male hair removal/control/abatement.

Someone should tell Captain Eurospeedo to schedule a dude pruning before going out in public.

by Serindipity101 May 12, 2010

Dude stick

Pretty much, it’s a penis. Usually only said when making fun of your best friend or your best friend’s ex-girlfriend.

Anthony likes the dude stick. He likes dude stick all night.

In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.

by Lbluefosho December 27, 2017

Dude Mode

When a chick decides she is going to give up lame chick emotions, and treat relationships how dudes do. This commonly refers to relationships with the status of "fuck buddies", "friends with benefits", and just general dude style hedonism. The chick needs to be careful not to let her emotions creep up on her, or else dude mode will immediately, and possibly irreversibly, be switched off.

"All my friends and relatives are asking me why I don't have a boyfriend, but I'm just in dude mode right now. I don't want all the drama attached to relationships, I just want to have fun."

by Stanistu1 April 12, 2013

dudely noted

Duly noted, dude style.

Bobo: That’s the last dab, dude.

Me: Dudely noted, dude.

by HumaneAnimal November 25, 2017

Christian Dude

My G, always wearing a cross, jokes for dayz, fire bars, c u in a bizzle.

Hey look it’s Christian dude, he’s here to fix my boiler

by Random plop March 14, 2019

Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.

Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.

by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019