Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.
The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Someone that got made fun of a lot in school then becomes a murderous socialite later in life to show the world how badass she really was along (even if it was the hitman that did her actual dirty work).
The black widow wasn't the one that bit her husband's head off, she was much too cowardly for that, she had to have a hitman he never met or suspected to be a hitman shoot him dead. She was someone that would never see in the mirror the dork everyone else saw when they looked at her.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Everybody else including me was studying the same shit the dork was, though she was the one still asking everybody what the fuck is going on and saying she didn't get it, at which point everyone else had to take time they didn't have to explain to the dork what was going on, though it was still a lost cause.
by The Original Agahnim August 28, 2021
The dork thought she was a beacon of humility and hope, when really she always showed up like she owned the place to be inflammatory to anyone originally from there.
by The Original Agahnim August 28, 2021
Someone who does something cute/silly and is just all around nice and doesn’t care what people think
by Smartpeople 123 October 04, 2017