dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 02, 2025

dookying

Dookying is a Halloween party game in Scotland where people have to retrieve apples using only their mouth from a bucket of water that is also filled with solidified frozen jobbies.

Are you going to Sandra's Halloween party? I heard there is going to be dookying going on.

by Shug89 October 16, 2018

Dookie Tooshie

Queen (or King) of the Clan Tooshie. Mother (or Father) of trouser-dragons. Chain-er of the stain-poopie to the bed throne. Dookiest of the Dookies - Tooshiest of the Tooshies - Mookiest of the Mookies - and Cooookiest of the Coooookies.

aka: Toosh Patrol; Tooshzilla; Dookie Dook of the Tooshie Toosh; Poopie Poop of the Poopie Poop; Dook-gina with the Poos-so-Shine-a; Little Boobie Nigga; Poop; Boob; Poop-to-da-Poop-Poop; Toosh-to-da-Dook-Dook; "ET CETERA!!!"

(1) I've missed you very much so, Dookie Tooshie.
(2)Little Dookie Tooshie - short and stout - you have a little nugget - that's about to sprout!

by mo0nman321 August 21, 2017

Dookie Chip

When you have diarrhea and you dont wipe, then after a couple days it dries up and you peel it off like a chip,

Bungledash watched frankfurt have diarrhea, he then suggested that frankfurt would let it dry so they could enjoy the dookie chip.

by DA Big curly May 25, 2025

dookie chips

The stuff that is left after small pieces of dookie stick to your arse and become crusty

I have so many dookie chips

by Ballsackbeater74 June 09, 2024

Dragon Dookie

A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.

Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!

by MadMark255 December 14, 2024

Dookie brown

IM GONNA DOOKIE BROWN!

I’m gonna Dookie brown

by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 07, 2023