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rad dong

A broad euphemism for sexual intercourse.

First usage of "Rad Dong" as a verb is generally traced back to the novel Hardcase McDougal and the Huge Fucking Mystery by author Keith Blackwater, though it may be argued that dongs have been rad prior to the writing of that book.
Byron: "Want to come over and talk about feelings?"
James: "Maybe later. I was fixin' to go rad dong that homeless girl in the alley across the street."
Byron: "Cool beans. Rad dong the shit out of her, brah."
by dontsmokecrackwinkwink January 28, 2015
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whopper dong

sally: “yo that dude had a whopper dong “
jessica: wow
by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017
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Sped Dong

A reference to a sped who has a large penis. As the myth goes, most special education boys have large penises.
"Yo i heard that retard has a HUGE penis!"

"Yeah no shit sherlock, hes got a sped dong"
by Exactlybruh November 6, 2019
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Vagina-dong

Pertaining to heterosexual intercourse; placing the vagina and penis in close proximity or conjoined genitalia
My fiancé said no Vagina-donging until next week
by Big Nasty April 23, 2016
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dong water

my mom was making fun of me today. she’s literally fkn dong water.
by c0keboys February 26, 2021
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pumpkin dong

by feggbzherhare June 17, 2021
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Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
by KiddRed June 27, 2022
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