mutt cricket

A big dick ass nigga

You fucking mutt cricket

by That waffle June 24, 2018

Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.

Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.

by Master ski November 21, 2023

Hazel Cricket

A moron who blocks people on Twitter for no reason.

Person 1: Oh, did Hazel Cricket block you again?
Person 2: Yes. :(

by Jorisera Jd May 30, 2021

crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.

I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?

by novkayt October 20, 2010

Cricketers

A group of straight white boys that talk shit and think that their two inch punishers is the best of the best

Cricketers talk shit but actually want dick

by Hercules likes cheese June 10, 2023

Battle cricket

Battle cricket. nasty ass girl from Battle Creek, Mi. Usually drug addicted with multiple baby daddies. Rarely if ever has her kids and is only trying to get something for free.

Lizard. "Damn bro you see that fine ass girl I was talking to?"

Slick. " Aww damn Primo, she ain't fine. That's just another Battle cricket. Better watch your shit around her ". Battle Creek

by SlicK NicK! June 29, 2017

Cricket

chirp chirp..

You're a walking cricket.

by Swilish June 23, 2021