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cannalannabaiuuspoloniusschmiter

cannables eating someone who is named lanna and/or baiuus while polonium is up their ass to then and they are also at the same time getting struck by lighnting
sam"yo i actually whitnessed a cannalannabaiuuspoloniusschmiter yesterday"
baiuus "bro thats so rare HOW AND WHERE"
sam " i was the cannable"
baiuus " goodbye"
baiuus "*starts running"
by very specific words March 1, 2024
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Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.
I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.
by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024
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carnan

A person who only eats meat and does not eat plants or anything made from them. The opposite of a vegan.
My mom is a vegan and my dad is a carnan.
by PBJelly6 May 12, 2024
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Carpalepsy

A condition that makes someone fall asleep while riding in a motor vehicle.
Anytime I ride in a car, I fall asleep. I have carpalepsy
by Baner January 18, 2025
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Caralysis

Procrastination in the form of the temporary inability to move from your car when parked outside a place you should but would rather not enter. i.e. the gym
Bro, I finally drove to the gym but my Caralysis kicked in and was stuck on my phone for half an hour before I finally went inside.
by Tood Smooth January 27, 2026
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Caralyn

Loud ass autistic girl from Lebanon middle school. Never reads the room and thinks everything is funny
Person 1: Caralyn just screamed in surmacz’s class again

Person 2: of course she did she can’t think. Her parents need to whoop her
by drkwtcher224 March 16, 2025
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Canal Mouse

A person who engages in shady shenanigans. Similar to a 'hood rat' but demure.
She was seen canal mousing at Walmart.

He's a real canal mouse.
by Mndkd1999 April 18, 2025
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