Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.

We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.

by arf79 July 20, 2023

Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017

batman

NANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

I LOVE BATMAN

by herro i a dictonary March 6, 2017

Batman

A man that dresses up like a bat and fights clowns with his bird and other bats and sometimes a cat

Hey it Batman and his bird and cat

by Small dick energy April 24, 2019

batmanning

batmanning is when you put a mask on and hamg upside down while your girl get slapped in the face with you bat dick

me and your wife was batmanning last night

by usfwbeveb March 14, 2021

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

Batman

When you have sex and after you cum, you have to kill her parents.

Dude last night i did a batman

by Mc_loving69 January 15, 2018