when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss
by The Bandit May 8, 2008
Get the do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypissmug. I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair
I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.
I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.
by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016
Get the Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 statesmug. The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
Get the Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgunmug. He'll understand
by The Pimp March 5, 2004
Get the just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stonedmug. My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
Get the Texas double barrel misfiremug. slang for finishing explosively after an intense round of action, leaving behind way more mess than anyone thought humanly possible.
Man went so hard pulling the pump, he bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump — OSHA should’ve been called for cleanup.
by ghosthole October 1, 2025
Get the Bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pumpmug. The phenomenon where you pee for the first time on a night out, and after which you need to pee every 15 minutes.
"Man, I broke the barrel too early, I've been going to the bathroom all night"
"Don't go yet, you don't want to Break the Barrel too early"
"Don't go yet, you don't want to Break the Barrel too early"
by David2024 June 3, 2024
Get the Break the Barrelmug.