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do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed
when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss
by The Bandit May 8, 2008
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Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.
I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.
by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016
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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
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darryl and the barrels

a awesome band with gabby , cady , rylie ,kaitlyn and sexy lead singer , darryl😉
ms. molitor -“ wow darryl and the barrels are so good they get my pe class Pumpin!”
by darrylandthebarrels November 30, 2021
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fish barrel

A ROOM FULL OF WOMAN WHO HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN A COUPLE DAYS.
man, it sure smells like a FISH BARREL in here.
by I_MAIN_HIGHLANDER May 21, 2018
mugGet the fish barrelmug.

Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017
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